Monday, May 31, 2010

Something like that...

Saturday, May 29. Chicago. Don't call it that.
Wake up with plenty of time to waste today as our base of operations is only forty-five minutes away from the venue. Rob needs new shoes so we head into the city for some shopping. Dre, our liaison, accompanies us.

If you've never shopped with Rob before, you really aught to give it a shot as it's rather entertaining. I find myself saying very motherly things like "how do they feel? Is there enough room at the toe? Walk around and see how you like them. We'll get ice-cream later if you behave."

Shoe shopping ends and I can't find the van, mostly because I was looking on the wrong street. The right street is eventually found and the van is right where I didn't remember leaving it. We head back to the venue and play the waiting game by Parker Bros (or was it Milton Bradley?).

Not a great turn-out at the venue (possibly due to the first game of the Stanley Cup play-offs happening in town that night) but people seemed to be having a nice time. Friendly folk Mike, Abby, and Simone also made for pleasant conversation throughout the night.

We go on late-ish and admirably perform Feel the Same followed by Exhibition. Those there seemed to enjoy it. I think we might have even gotten rid of some pre-recorded material that's all the rage.. with the youth... and what not. I was later fed a free Vegan Tuna-Fish sandwich. I'm not vegan nor into tuna-fish sandwiches (i do enjoy tuna, just not mayo) but since neither of those things would come into play, I gave it a shot. Ugh. Maybe what it's made of doesn't matter and I just don't like anything called tuna-fish sandwich.

We retire after after the last band plays and rest up for our show in Milwaukee.
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Sunday. May 30th. Milwaukee. 2 Grape 2 Drank.

Spend the early part of the day watching cable TV, Adult Swim "ON DEMAND" to be more specific, before heading north to Wisconsin. I hadn't been to Milwaukee in a few years. Looks/ smells pretty much the same.

Jason and Eric welcome us to the city with a hot grill and cold Hamm's. Sometime during the meal, fellow bill mates and all around swell New Brunswickians, Big Eyes showed up. Rob, John, and I head out in search of more beer shortly, thereafter.

Along with another case of Hamm's, I snag a bag of Kruncher's potato chips. Bummed that there was a lot of shelf space dedicated to Jay's Pork Skins and not Jay's BBQ chips. I guess I'll have to get some of those before leaving the mid-west. We return to the house and meet up with the good folks of Milwaukee's own Ifihadahifi.

Rob, in his recent travels to the Canadian continent, heard that the Ifihadahifi were "uptight" and "act like they're better than everyone else." I really cannot express how silly that seems after meeting them. They even took my accidentally left-handed sounding compliment of "adult punk-rock" as the genuine compliment that I intended it to be.

We play third. I mistakenly thought it was a good idea to change my strings right before the set. Opened with Communique and then finished off with Feel the Same, the extended, continuous-tuning version. I ended up breaking the sunglasses Rob found in Canada that I'd been wearing. 0% UV protection awaits my eyes. I drink a bit too much and duck out of the house after Big Eyes plays to collect my spinning head.

I can't stress how fun this show was; all great people, music, and times--Thanks Milwaukee.
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Monday May 31st. Does a day off get a clever title? no.

Woke up in Milwaukee at 6AM due to rather loud thunder (not the English hard rock band) but was able to fall back asleep for a few hours more. I got to play with the cats of the house before heading back to Chicago. We then lost another beer from Grand Rapids to Jason for being an all-around nice guy.

We get back to Chicago at a decent time and are able to get some supplies for the next stretch of tour--including a surprise that Rob picked up that will go unmentioned as to not ruin it for anyone reading this (ha) that will be at the future show the surprise makes its appearance (ha).

We visit my high-school friend Jon and his wife and baby before packing it in for the evening. Good night.
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Tuesday June 1st. DeKalb. 7th Street Space is the Place.

Good-byes are said and we make our way out to DeKalb, IL. First stop off in DeKalb is Burritoville followed by a trip to the liquor store where Rob picks up Canadian beer and three packages of expired candy--two things that I really wish to have no part off tonight.

We waste a bit time shopping, hoping we can pick up a cheap copy of the Metalica documentary, Some Kind of Monster. No such luck. We end up getting a headphone adaptor, a sociology book, and The Usual Suspects on DVD. Rob also snagged the latest issue of MaximumRocknRoll for their interview with Lotus Fucker's Kamikazi Dan. I can't say enough great things about Dan, who has helped us out tremendously as well as been just about the best friend any person could ask for. Best wishes for him, always.

We load into the Space and things start around 9:30. Mike and Sam were a great duo to watch followed by (names escape me) a one man drone act. Rob and I go decidedly short set in the interest of time and play for only 10 minutes. I thought it went over exceptionally well but once the show ended, people said they wished we had played longer. I like our short set. I'm a fan of quitting whilst ahead--and other kinds of quitting too. Also this gives us the opportunity to awkwardly push merch--which we failed at. Rob gets us on a bill tomorrow in Iowa City so that takes the pressure of trying to figure out where we're going tomorrow off our shoulders.

Overall fun show where we got to see friendly faces and meet new and interesting people. Thanks to Ryan, Mike, Mike, Sam, Lindsey for all the fun had.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Are you sure it's cool?

As predicted, no daily update to the tour diary. I have been taking notes but internet access has been a bit more limited than I anticipated so I'm making use when I can. On with the anecdotes.
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Wednesday, May 26. Buffalo. Another drive, another sound-person.

Left late due to a misplaced iPod. Couldn't find it so CJ lent us his, thus earning a thank-you in our next batch of those liner-notes the kids can't seem to get enough of. I try not to stay in a bad mood for too long.

We get to the venue in time and are informed by Cam that he and his friends have already been booted from the club for not being born soon enough. Doesn't bother me--I only want to play to people who are there for drinking. Another highlight of this bar was that the night was triple booked! Hardcore, funk, and cover-band enthusiasts rejoice, you have found your home.

While other acts were performing, Rob and I ducked outside to mingle with the fine people of Buffalo. While names escape me at the moment (should have taken better notes), we met a lovely (and smart) lesbian couple who had just moved in together. My inching towards the U-Haul joke was quickly spotted when I asked how long they had been together--a year and a half. Astrology became the topic de jour so I kept my words to a minimum.

After a quick jaunt down to the liquor store to buy candy (seriously), we were approached by a gentleman in a straw cowboy hat attempting to distribute anti-immigration literature. Things took a turn when the esteemed salesman threatened to fight me after I disagreed with him about what color most rapists and murders are. Things settled quickly when the clubs security staff figured out that the inebriated cowboy distributing racist literature and claiming to have gotten in 3 gun fights might be the one causing trouble and NOT the guy talking about Zodiac signs and eating English toffee. My calm behavior was rewarded with a hug from a girl that didn't like Rob's sign.

The School Jerks played well and we then took the floor to perform. We only played one song --the sound guy seemed to enjoy it, though. We loaded out and hung out with Brandon and a few locals before hitting up a Wegman's--who won't sell beer past 3Am. Rob and I are attempting to sample local beers so a day one setback hurt a bit. We retire to Brandon's home, formally a funeral home, and get some rest. My transformation to Danzig is really taking shape.

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Thursday May 27, Cincinnati. More drive, more smell.

Woke up and found my iPod in my toiletries bag. Talk about starting the day off on high note--clean teeth and classic episodes of Car Talk await. Brandon sees us off and we make our way to Ohio.

A trip to a rest area for a quick break provides us Silent Waiers another opportunity to get some snacks from a vending machine. Rob goes with an ice-cream bar while I choose what I thought were M&M Crispies. Much to my surprise, they turned out to be some sort of pretzel M&M's. I'm try not to make a big deal out of the fact that these pretzel M&M's packaging is the exact same color as the M&M Crispies packaging. I was also surprised a day later when the familiar yellow package of what I thought were M&M Peanut turned out to be M&M Rye.

I wasn't going to bring it up now but I also bought M&M's from a vending machine on the way to Buffalo. After making my selection they got caught in the machine forcing me to purchase another package of them. I'm writing a strongly worded email to the M&M family once I'm back in New Brunswick.

After finding the Macabee we wait for other bands/ promoters/ patrons to show up/ let us in. Waiting proves to be too much for us so we end up driving around the neighborhood looking for anyone that knows anything about the venue. Luckily, the first person we ask for help points us 20 feet south to an ex-New Yorker, Jerome, the owner of the Macabee and the man running tonight's show.

I don't remember what time we wend on but it seemed pretty late. As a touring act, Jerome was able to provided us with two Milwaukee's Best. I'm not going to argue with a free beer but I don't know how Milwaukee feels about the situation. We opened with Feel the Same and transitioned into the second half of Everyone's a Photographer. I thought it worked but Rob disagrees. Pistols at dawn will settle the matter tomorrow.
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Friday May 29, Grand Rapids. (long drives are)Rapidly(becoming not so)Grand.

I don't sleep in. Load up the van and head out.

We stop for lunch after a few hours on the road at a local coffee shop. Leaving Cincinnati at a reasonable time allowed us to waste a good amount of time on the road and not worry so much about driving non-stop. We pulled up to Ryan's home around 5 where we were greeted with a case of beer.

Rob and I have avoided fast food thus far and opt to make dinner for ourselves in Ryan's kitchen. His band is playing tonight and various band mates show up to load gear into their station wagon. Rob plays video games while I make calls. We head over to the venue afterward.

One thing I've noticed the last few days was how light it is late in the evening. I guess it's not that surprising since NJ is on one side of a time-zone and MI is on the other. I like it since it gives me a good excuse to wear my sunglasses far past when I need them.

Kind of a small crowd tonight. Culo shows up during our set. We played kind of poorly but I guess that's expected. Rob called an audible half-way through the set and we never recovered from it. Part of me wants to play the exact same set every night since we only have four songs and we could lock into a set more quickly, but I also enjoy the process of putting together a setlist--and I fear sinking into a routine out of convenience.

We lose a beer due Stephanie's bicycle. This prompts two locals to try and get all tough guy at me. I don't understand how some people are so thick. Who goes around wearing suspenders and a shirt that says "Skin Head" and expects anyone to try and explain anything to them? I'm pretty sure that kind of behavior/ garb pretty much clearly identifies someone that just ain't into logic. Prove me wrong, folks... I shouldn't let a few insignificant, lame people bum me out but it gets to me sometimes.

We eat some Burger King and then leave for Chicago. Much tiredness ensues but we make it there somehow.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Lose Ends

So here is everything we are doing.

PRESENT

We leave for tour Wednesday. The route is pretty much the same as my last tour update, which is nice, here is where we are playing:

Wed May 26 Buffalo, NY @ Staples of Allentown w/School Jerks (Toronto)
Thu May 27 Cincinatti, OH @ Bunkwarehouse w/Egg Chef
Fri May 28 Grand Rapids, MI @ The Cage
Sat May 29 Chicago, IL @ Locked Out Collective
Sun May 30 Milwaukee, WI @ Ground Zero w/IfIHadAHiFi, Big Eyes
Mon May 31 DAY OFF/BOOK US AND BIG EYES IN MN, WI, OR IL
Tue June 1 Dekalb, IL @ 7th Street Space
Wed June 2 St. Louis, MO @ Mangia's (Late Show, after midnight)
Thurs June 3 Liberty, MO @ Detto's Barn
Fri June 4 Norman, OK @ TBA w/Stegosaur
Sat June 5 Fort Worth, TX @ 1919 Hemphill w/A Smile Full of Ale
Sun June 6 Austin, TX @ Moose Lodge 1735 w/The Creationists
Mon June 7 Houston, TX @ TBA
Tue June 8 New Orleans, LA @ Hey! Cafe
Wed June 9 Hattiesburg, MS @ 1126 House
Thu June 10 Little Rock, AR @ Schiller Street House
Fri June 11 Birmingham, AL @ Spring Street Firehouse
Sat June 12 Tampa, FL @ Heinrich's Workshop
Sun June 13 Orlando, FL @ Hoops Tavern
Mon June 14 Athens, GA @ Go Bar w/Utah
Tue June 15 Nashville, TN @ The Green Womb w/Marj!
Wed June 16 Charlotte, NC @ The Milestone w/Jacuzzi Boys
Thu June 17 Raleigh, NC @ Ahhh! Peele Art Gallery w/Slang, World Burns To Death
Fri June 18 Maryland/Washington D.C. TBA @ TBA w/Harco

FUTURE

Upon getting back from tour, we will be recording some new songs. These were written before Sis joined the band and were originally intended to make it onto our split with Lotus Fucker. With Kamikaze Dan at the kit, this plan will therefore become a reality. We plan on recording 8-9 songs in "old" Silent Way fashion with drums, bass, and two guitars. The two best will be on our split with Lotus Fucker, the rest released on tape just in time for school to start in the fall.

We have a few New Brunswick shows we will be playing, also, over the summer, here is the information on that:

Saturday July 17 w/SweetMeat, Suburban Smash (MO), The Book Slave (CT)
Friday August 13 w/Black Wine, Night Birds, Sun God (OH), This Moment in Black History (OH)
August TBA w/The Salad Days (VA)

At the end of July we are doing 4 dates with our good buds in Harco as part of their tour. The dates we will be playing are something like this:
Thursday July 29 New Haven, CT
Friday July 30 Portland, Maine
Saturday July 31 Dover, NH/BOSTON, MASS
Sunday August 1 Boston, Mass/NYC
...though none of this is in stone quite yet

Throughout the summer we will be writing songs for a new release with Sis (length TBD) and for a full length with a live drummer. Stay tuned, come out and see us this summer!

-Drucker

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Under the Roof

At the moment, we're scrambling to get our tape finished before tour starts in 1.4 weeks. My recording aesthetic is evolving as I try to find a balance between keeping the songs close to how they come across live, with just two people, while making sure that they don't sound unfinished. Obviously, the natural play in timing and dynamics that come from a live drummer don't really exist with the drum machine so I feel the need to compensate for our lack of forgivable sloppiness with a bit more grit on the other side of the microphone. I'm still unsure of how this all turns out; but that's not really anything new.

Wednesday saw us playing a full(ish) set for our last show in New Brunswick for a while. We'll be taking time off after tour to record full band songs in July for our Louts Fucker vinyl split. We've got about 8 or so songs ready for then and plan to release them all between the split and a tape.

I'm going to try and once again keep a tour diary. I'm hoping to update it daily on tour rather than afterwards but we'll see how well I stick to that. I'm guessing not so good.

--marty.

Monday, May 3, 2010

TOUR DATES

hey,

So for some reason our myspace is the broked when it comes to properly listing tour dates. So for those interested, here is the (pretty much) final list of where we are playing:

5/26 Rochester, NY @ HOUSE w/ LOVE PORK
5/27 Cincinatti, OH @ HOUSE w/ Egg Chef, more
5/28 Grand Rapids, MI @ The Cage w/awesome bands
5/29 Chicago, IL @ Locked out w/Culo
5/30 Milwaukee, WI @ Ground Zero House w/Big Eyes, IfIHadAHiFi
5/31 Minneapolis, MN @ Fecal Manor
6/1 Dekalb, IL @ 7th Street Space
6/2 St. Louis, MO @ ? w/Slang, Mind Eraser (hopefully)---also, late show at Mangia's?
6/3 Liberty, MO @ Drooling Barn w/Drooling Slits
6/4 Norman, OK @ Universe City TBA
6/5 Fort Worth, TX @ 1919 Hemphill w/A Smile Full of Ale
6/6 Austin, TX @ TBA House
6/7 Houston, TX @ TBA House
6/8 New Orleans, LA @ Hey! Cafe
6/9 Little Rock/Hattiesburg TBA
6/10 Little Rock/Hattiesburg TBA
6/11 Birmingham, AL @ Spring Street Firehouse w/ Vices
6/12 Tampa, FL @ TBA
6/13 Orlando, FL @ TBA
6/14 Athens, GA @ Go Bar w/Utah, Geitzerkatzen
6/15 Nashville, TN @ HOUSE
6/16 Charlotte, NC @ TBA House
6/17 Raleigh, NC @ TBA House
6/18 Washington, D.C. @ TBA (w/Harco?)

that's it! new music recorded soon. Lots of stuff happening. Also, a weekend with Harco later this summer. Killer.